Giant ‘Get Well Soon’ Card Appears On American Side Of US-Canada Border

I love the satire here, thanks!

The Out And Abouter

At 7 metres higher than the Statue of Liberty, the card is the largest gift ever presented to the United States by a foreign country.

LAKE OF THE ISLES, NY – Signed by over 35 million Canadians, with messages in more than 50 different languages, a 100-metre high sympathy card appeared on the American side of the stunning Thousand Islands Border Crossing this morning, apparently in response to the United States taking a first step last night on the road to recovering from a particularly virulent bout of popumonia – one that’s been accompanied by a worrying numbness in its rural extremities.

“Glad to hear you’re starting to feel a little better!” read one of the lower notes, written at eye height in the enormous card, which was found balancing precariously on the ancient exposed granite of the Frontenac Axis that links the two nations; an undulating spine of stone…

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